wannabe patriotism

What Americans are good at doing.

Wannabe patriotism ends when the cameras stop rolling.

by AYB June 8, 2003

wannabe patriotism

A movement that began the day after 9/11: Thousands of people who normally could care less about America suddenly decided to post flags and the words 'God Bless America' on every inch of their property. This led to the sickening influx of flags on houses, cars, beach towels, trailers, etc., as well as the moronic attempt to rid our culture of everything that originally came from some other place.

Thankfully, wannabe patriotism isn't as rampant as it was a year ago, but it's still out there...

by Shawn B. June 7, 2003

patriots fan

Usually an individual who does not know much about the sport. He throws out the name "Tom brady" often.

These "fans" may also like players/teams like Spain In soccer or tiger woods in golf

Never be surprised if they also cheer on the Yankees and talk about there favorite player Sidney Crosby

Patriot fans are the bottom of the barrel and wanna be sports fans. Ideal gift for someone like this is a "football for dummies" book or a knitting kitt

James - Who does Gerry cheer for?

Bill - He's a patriots fan

James - oh so he doesn't follow sports.

by Missisipete September 25, 2013

Digg Patriot

A Conservative ideologue who tries to censor articles that might hurt their political views on Digg while promoting ones that promote their views. To a Digg Patriot everything is about partisan politics, regardless of the trends, and popularity of articles on Digg.

Originally a Digg Patriot gathered on a Yahoo Group called Digg Patriots to receive orders form other Digg Patriots on what articles to bury.

by Libertatis September 11, 2010

patriotic ugly

A sex partner so ugly that sex is only possibly after draping the face and body with the flag. And doing it for your country.

Levels of fugliness.

1. One bagger
2. Two bagger
3. Patriotic Ugly
4. Coyote ugly

They're so effing ugly, but they are shipping out tomorrow to Iraq. It's patriotic ugly time, pull old glory down the flag pole, here come's the cavalry.

by Luther Felonius Gee IV October 15, 2006

Patriots Fan

A person who will jizz instantly at the sight of Tom Brady

Timmy, an Average Patriots Fan, found his balls deflated, swelling his trousers with cum, only moments after Tom Brady appeared on the screen.

by nbob378 May 29, 2018

Plastic patriot

One who is blind to anything other than their personal quest for sovereignty, appeasing those in power, or flag waving, whilst knowingly and arrogantly ignoring or undermining issues that inflict untold damage or to their country, by claiming these issues are not patriotic.

He's a plastic patriot for ignoring foreign influence in the vote.

by GrazzaD October 7, 2020