padlock catholics

a catholic or holy person that is a virgin and that wont have sex because they believe in abstinence or wont to save sex for sumone special.

adam: i wanna tap one of those girls
james: not possible, there all padlock catholics
adam: fuck sake!

by funkygayl June 28, 2011

Hermit Paedophile

A paedophile that doesn't go out and hurt children, but rather stays indoors masturbating to images on the internet.

Nah, that guy's alright .. he's just a hermit paedophile, he won't touch your daughter.

by TitsCANCER March 28, 2009

Paedo Pouch

A man's beard that is shaved in a neat line across the lower cheeks and surrounds the mouth.

Noel Edmonds, Kyle Sandilands, Paedo pouch

by Manner July 30, 2009

padoozling

creating with papers

I am padoozling greeting cards and stationary

by CA Padoozler February 18, 2009

Padoodlebutt

1. To express disappointment.
2. Used to show that you are disappointed about something that just happened.

Oh, padoodlebutt, i can't believe that just happened.

by Katyy Harris September 10, 2010

Padoddle

When you draw on a paper with no meaning to the drawing.

Listening to this teaches is boring i am just gonna padoddle on this paper.

by smartottie October 19, 2010

paedocircumcision

Circumcision of an infant.

Paedocircumcision, where not medically necessary, should be made illegal.

by Wingnut1000 September 2, 2020