Toilet Oyster

When you walk into a public restroom and find another male's spunk on the toilet. You are immediately in shock and in need of counseling for your new found PTSD.

"Oooooooooooof there's a toilet oyster"

by DigigenderClown January 14, 2019

oyster magic

A glistening white vagina

When the time was right and the lights were dim she presented her new husband with her oyster magic

by Mtjoy library June 2, 2017

Oyster-Shucking

An advanced form of the scissors sex position between two women that have severely enlarged meat curtains.

Person #1: "did you hear those weird slapping/suction noises last night?"
Person #2:"oh that was just the lesbians next door oyster-shucking"

by TurtleLovin October 30, 2023

Oregon oyster

After you cum inside her, her friend slurps it out

She asked her best friend if she would do the oregon oyster with her husband and her

by Jackade August 10, 2015

Canvey Oyster

Vagina. Probably needs a wash. Can cause cholera, dysentery, or elaborate and grotesque mutations. Having sex with it is not recommended.

Mate... I wouldn't touch a Canvey Oyster with me mates dick.

by ButtCreamAl May 14, 2019

Oyster woman

Someone who likes pussy

Man, you’re such and oyster woman.

by Smartypanties07 December 27, 2017

rusty oyster

When a woman is on the rag, and drags her bleeding snatch across your face while you sleep.

I was sleeping peacefully when out of nowhere Lindsay gave me the ole' Rusty Oyster

by Mobileheath January 26, 2021