3 definitions by addisteaj

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When a man spreads his dick cheese on a girl's vulva.
"He gave me a cheese oyster and now I have a UTI!"
by addisteaj February 26, 2019
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A vigorous blow job that results in bruising.
Andrew was walking funny after he got a Dyson ball vaccuum from a guy he met online.
by addisteaj May 03, 2017
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A hairless gay man with sun-leathered skin who wears Speedos at the beach and hunts down vulnerable partners.
"I was trying to get over my breakup so I hooked up with this older guy in Cancun over spring break, and he was a total shark!"
by addisteaj October 22, 2018
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