3 definition by addisteaj

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When a man spreads his dick cheese on a girl's vulva.

"He gave me a cheese oyster and now I have a UTI!"

by addisteaj February 26, 2019

A hairless gay man with sun-leathered skin who wears Speedos at the beach and hunts down vulnerable partners.

"I was trying to get over my breakup so I hooked up with this older guy in Cancun over spring break, and he was a total shark!"

by addisteaj October 22, 2018

A vigorous blow job that results in bruising.

Andrew was walking funny after he got a Dyson ball vaccuum from a guy he met online.

by addisteaj May 03, 2017