Onesan

In the world of geisha, the word onesan (pronounced oh-neh-sahn) means 'older sister'. Every maiko (apprentice geisha) has an onesan. When a maiko has her misedashi (formal debut) she goes through san san kudo. San san kudo is a binding ceremony, where a maiko and geiko (geisha) are legally bound as sisters. A maiko's onesan gives her advice and helps her in the complicated world of geisha. A maiko's onesan is always in the same hanamachi (geisha district).

Right now I am only a minarai, but when I have my misedashi, I will be formally bound with my onesan.

by Mimosa 'Mineko Iwasaki' December 12, 2008

bamboo man does not erect oneself

The word got its origin from from a chinese quote that meant something along the line of "Dissing others does not help oneself". When I tried to translated it into English literally, it turned out to be something pretty hilarious.

bamboo man does not erect oneself, so stop being a bad boy and make fun of your fellow classmates.

by artanis September 20, 2003

oneshot

(Used commonly in RPG threads) To create a straightforward plot or scene involving only one character which can get other characters involved in the future.

(Personal messaging)

1st Person: I've just created a oneshot about a zombie break in at the restaurant.

2nd Person: Cool, can I continue that idea in another thread?

1st Person: Sure, let me include that in an edit.

by Candiey April 15, 2014

urban oneupmanship

forwarding urban dictionary terms back and forth with a pal, each trying to outdo the other in sending the wittiest or raunchiest term.

I sent "girthquake" to Charlie but he sent back "butt weenie." I'm gonna send that pecker head "cum bread" and win this urban oneupmanship!

by LaLaLander17 March 2, 2009

slide down to my spot and get some ones

to go to the bank and get money

im gonna slide down to my spot and get some ones. be back at 8:00

by Drew P. Balls March 15, 2009

One of dem ones!

Meaning when you chat to someeone and they either pretend to know what your going on about or crack da same jokes MUCH MORE THAN TWICE AND CERTAINLY MORE THAN 3 TIMES!or when they dont get the joke at all and you have to explain bare times to the extend of when it just aint funny or when they say da most random shit you have ever heard in your life! you gotta make the sign of the cross across there head and shoulders and say, man its one of dem ones, like ya kinda feel sorry for em. this ones especially for my friend Heidalo if your out there watching this look at me and say its one of dem ones peace and love (yea thats one of hers to and go and suck u mudda dry-but thats anuva story!

kc:why did the chicken cross the road?
highd:pardon?
kc:why did the chicken cross the road?
highd:r u taliking to me?
kc:yes why did it cross the road?
highd:explain that again plz?

by kc January 17, 2005

onesie

A selfie taken by HM the Queen

One has taken a onesie on one's mobile

by cousinjack49 April 23, 2014