clean the pipes

To jerk off, especially prior to a date, so you aren't thinking about sex all the time.

Make sure you clean the pipes before going out tonight, so you won't have the baby batter in the brain anymore.

by keyshaw September 11, 2004

laying the pipe

a man who is very talented sexually. a guy who can blow his girl's back out.

Girl my man can lay the pipe!

by daddysfavlilgrl October 30, 2003

drain pipes

Very tight jeans that are tight all way the down to the ankles. Usally worn by Emo/Scene kids, with either Converse or ballet pumps. Black or grey are popular with the emo/scene kids.

Scene Kid 1- "Omgz where did you get yours drain pipes?"

Scene Kid 2- "Topshop"

by .Shannon.Gawd. September 15, 2006

Cleaning the pipes

Anglo-American slang term used to describe the act of mastubation in order to empty one's testicles of a thick, fat, juicy load of baby-batter in order to start a newer batch.
Or, in the case of the film 'There's Something About Mary,' the theory that "cleaning your pipes" will steady your nerves before a date because your body will not think you are trying to have sex because you will have tricked it into thinking you have done already...

"Percy spent two hours cleaning his pipes because he hadn't shot his load for four days."

"Hey Gordon, you should clean your pipes before seeing Jennifer tonight, it'll steady your nerves."

by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004

Mad for pipe

woman who's fond of sexual intercourse

She brought me back to her place and tore my clothes off - she was mad for pipe

by Tommyknock July 28, 2018

Pipe a bitch

To have sexual intercourse with a woman. To "Dick her down."

Jake can't pipe a bitch, pipe a bitch, pipe a bitch. Jake can't pipe a bitch. - Womba Tomba Skeet

by Womba Tomba Skeet September 24, 2018

pipe-ish

an attractive/sexy male who possesses many a desirable qualities including being: dangerously handsome, funny (in both the laugh with/ at manner), magically inclined (tah dah!), sweet in disposition, the inspiration for a rare, valuable, and desirable international currency, an absolute nerd, and muscular in stature/ jacked! Also those defined as pipe-ish may display the following characteristics: they have a highly addictive personality and should steer clear of games containing gambling, hexigons, monkeys, and multi-coloured cubes, in addition they are considered quite adorable in the sense that they are easily adored and respected by all who are lucky enough to know them! :)

That tall male with the long hair (hahaha) is completely pipe-ish!

by Lance Gymbo January 7, 2008