oyster spot

The softest spot on someone's body, usually on the inner thigh or knee.

"Wow your legs are really soft."
"No, you're just touching my oyster spot."

by spacey_bacey December 8, 2014

oyster burn

The pain in the front of the vulva after a marathon wanking session

Girl 1: img I can't even sit down

Girl 2: why, how comes?

Girl 1: well no one joined me this weekend and I had to take care of myself and now i have oyster burn

Girl 2: auch

by Crawsen January 12, 2017

Mountain oysters

Bulls nuts... broiled and full of warm splooge

That redneck over there is sucking on mountain oysters!

by Poon doctor May 11, 2019

cheese oyster

When a man spreads his dick cheese on a girl's vulva.

"He gave me a cheese oyster and now I have a UTI!"

by addisteaj February 26, 2019

hand oyster

When you sneeze into your hand, and you sip it from your hand like a cup

"Oh shit Martin, looks like you've made a hand oyster!"
"How was the hand oyster?"

by Numbox February 7, 2018

Oyster Twat

When someone is being a real bitch, and makes alot of negative comments based around self pity. "None gender specific."

Hey, you know what? I think Justin Is making pearls again. Yeah... He's a real oyster twat... Let's call him Sandy.

by HoneyBucketX February 28, 2017

pearling the oyster

When you put one or both testicals in her pussy while having intercourse.

I was pearling the oyster while hitting it from the back.

by Woodworks July 23, 2015