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Oral Sex

The best five minutes of peace and quiet a married man can ask for.
"Oral sex is still technically considered sex, right? It is not quite as good as vaginal sex, but at least I don't have to listen to my woman complain."
by Pseudosavant December 19, 2009
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Oral Suicide

Just before a male is about to ejactulate, his partner of choice must take a hit of marijuana and then allow the male to explode in his/her mouth, then exhaling the smoke.
Ted gave me the best oral suicide of my life. I was really high!
by My Def August 31, 2014
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oral sex

The primar function of the mouth
man says:Would you like to give me a oral sex?
women says:I cant I'm eating
man says:why dont you come up with a better explenation if you dont wanna do it even if it means you have to lie about it? like "i cant i already have someone elses penis inside my mouth"
by nadrad April 6, 2010
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oral sex

When a girl sucks a man off, or a man eats a girl out.
aaaw, shit, yo Shirley can give some crazy ass oral sex.
by mombubawae April 26, 2006
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oral sex

by Anonymous November 3, 2003
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Oral Buttsex

the act of using your tongue as a dick substitute and ramming it into your boyfriend's butt while he sucks on your dick
oh man this is incredible oral b!!! Oral Buttsex ROCKS!!!
by 0ral B March 30, 2009
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Oral Dilemma

When a man (also but less often a woman) wants to receive oral sex from a sexual partner but knows they must go down on them to receive it, the oral dilemma is the situation and trade off created.
Hey man, how did u go with that chick last night did you get head?

Nah, I could've but I would of had to go down on her 1st, had an oral dilemma :(.
by Thisiscon October 25, 2009
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