national vine rememberance day

october 19 ..the day we all quote and remember our favorite and beloved vine.

M:do you know what today is?
D;no
M:its national vine rememberance day

by deeedeeee May 27, 2018

National Worship a Lauren day

Every April 30th, you treat a Lauren like a queen

Wow, tomorrow is National Worship a Lauren day, gotta hope I don't accidently disrespect one of them.

by Yote_Maestro May 31, 2018

National Fuck Hamish Day

April 18th is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him.

Hamish: You know what day it is today?

Woman: Yeah it’s April 18th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet
Woman: Well I guess it is the right day

by JeremyH128 April 15, 2019

National send Lucas nudes day

Send Lucas all of your nudes

Shit there goes Lucas I gotta send him my nudes hence the name National send Lucas nudes day

by PardonMyPRINGLS May 2, 2019

National suck yo homies dick day

The wonderful day is October 19

Because Saturday are for the boys

If you need a favor done from bill drinking yo white claw have him suck yo dick on jah

ayo Kyle lemme suck yo dick

National suck yo homies dick day: saturday is for the boys

by Ppsucker69inbootyyumm October 14, 2019

National kiss a softball player day

A day where you show love to your favorite softball player, with a kiss on the cheek or lips 😏

November 12th

“ today is national kiss a softball player day”

by Bon Martin October 24, 2019

National whale day

Every Friday it’s national whale day

If you hear someone say whale you have to shout whale

Person 1 : “Hey, do you like whales?”
Person 2 : “WHALE!!!”
Person 1 : “What was that for”
Person 2 :“Do you not know what day it is. Well happy national whale day!”

by Rebekah the pigeon November 21, 2019