by ugeeth October 3, 2021

Overstepping the critical amount of coffee one can drink, i.e. havin had one too many cups of coffee and hence feeling sleepy now instead of alert and awake.
"Oh boy, I'm too tired for this meeting!"
"But you have been drinking coffee all morning!"
"Yea, I just had my critical coffee, no I need a nap."
"But you have been drinking coffee all morning!"
"Yea, I just had my critical coffee, no I need a nap."
by bustrud March 9, 2023

Guy 1: -Yo, bruh. Why r u so sad?
Guy 2: Last night I got a critical shot with ma bae so I pulled out my schlong and it was full covered with shit.
Guy 2: Last night I got a critical shot with ma bae so I pulled out my schlong and it was full covered with shit.
by Scaffold June 5, 2019

by BruhYeetSkrrt February 28, 2020

As someone who has cited this on so many occasions that it's IN MY PREDICTIVE TEXT... Why do you think it would logically follow that I wouldn't wnat credit or money?
Hym "Seriously! I've cite Ayn Rand's criticism of altruism so many time it's in my predictive text! That's what makes it something-something non-sequitur guys! Try literally anything other than Uno Reverse and Something-Something Non-sequitur ONE TIME! It's a literal coin toss."
by Hym Iam February 22, 2024

an breed of no lifes, yet much worse. no lifes just..... do things that are crappy, critics, on the other hand are influencers, and they have no talent what so ever, guess what they do? they act just like haters, point things out to an extent, yet haters just do it for the sake of doing it, critics just try to act SMART and use LONG words to state their opinion and make it into a fact. they will often try to target lesser known people (ex: indie devs) since they don't yet have a big fan base, there fore no one can try to call them out or defend them. these are the main reasons for games
like rain world don't get alot of attention.
like rain world don't get alot of attention.
by someone else thats not u March 12, 2021

Somebody who gives really bad opinions, then decides whether or not to change their opinion to be more agreeable based on the people's reaction around them.
Zack: "Astroworld is Travis Scott's worst album."
Connor: "What the hell? You have to be kidding bro.
Zac: "Okay, fine. It's his second best album."
Connor: "You're such a Schrodinger's critic."
Connor: "What the hell? You have to be kidding bro.
Zac: "Okay, fine. It's his second best album."
Connor: "You're such a Schrodinger's critic."
by EnderThatGuy February 5, 2025
