Nompty

A person or thing that is partially retarded but not completly retarded.
Can also be a person with a chode or a small penis.

Best said in Irish Accent
Pronounced: Nomp-teh

Examples:

"You're a fucking nompty"
"You have a small nompty you shit cunt"
"Did you hear about that stupid fucking nompty?"

by a nompty May 30, 2016

Normpolar

When you get moody easy but ain't bipolar

Jeff: damn you bipolar!
Jill: no I ain't! I'm normpolar

Jeff: true you are always moody
Jill: shut up! Still not bipolar

by Letty June 10, 2016

nomprobs

When you're hungry but the only food in the house is cat biscuits

Oh no! I've got nomprobs...

by Essie May 19, 2017

Noop

When you take a nap while you poop.

"I took a noop this morning and woke up with a splash-back" - Rohitesh/Neej R.

by Nashr December 5, 2017

nomophobia

1:- Fear of having no network in mobile phones.
2:- fear of law
Phobia means fear of something, and nomo is contraction of no mobile.

He was suffering from Nomophobia on Country border.

pronunciation- No-Moh-fObIA

by gARDAMUNNA December 24, 2017

Nomp

A person that crosses the description of a nob and a mong or muppet .

Miss Jane your are such a nomp you can’t pour egg yolk down the sink !! That is somthing Tarzan would do !

by Eeyoresteapot May 4, 2018

Noomies

Noomies are those snot green glass marbles that nobody really wanted.

I will give you a bag of Noomies for one Smasher!

by Domiz May 9, 2018