Reverse Noncing

When you, as a younger man/woman/whatever, groom an elder gentleman/gentlewoman/gentlewhatever into pursuing yourself despite their moral objections. Hence turning them into a nonce.

Person 1: Did you hear about what happened to Lewis?

Person 2: Ali, through reverse noncing, got him into bed
Person 1: No fucking way, Lewis is like 10 years older than him and not into younger men.

by PowerhouseUnicorn October 28, 2019

Dog nonce

A person who would loves to molest dogs infront of schools. Often while staring deadeyed at the smallest on the playground

Micheal went home and nonced a dog, he is a dog nonce

by Practicaldickhead December 23, 2019

big nonce

Paedophile

he look it’s jim the local big nonce

by Cocko.. January 2, 2020

word nonce

someone who thinks theyre proper clever cause they no the difference between spelling words.

'it's spelt *too* not *to*'
'WHO CARES! what are you some kind of word nonce?'

by Busby F. Humblebee May 18, 2020

Fat nonce

Thomas Davis Is a fat nonce

That kid Thomas is a fat nonce

by Mikeford November 1, 2021

Poverty Nonce

Someone who claims they were brought up in a deprived situation and they turned out OK and people should think they are lucky

"When I was younger we had Ice on the inside of the windows and I turned out OK"

"Shut up you Poverty Nonce, people died younger, and many children too"

by DominicCummings September 1, 2022

los nonconsentuals

the term los nonconsentuals refers to los campesinos fans that dont know how to take no for an answer

also can be used to refer to annoying wilbur soot fans, specifically lovejoy fans because they join the los campesinos fandom knowing they are despised within.

Alex and Kadi are both los nonconsentuals because they dont know what no means

by aaaababababbabababbababa January 3, 2023