reverse nonced

When you capture a peadophile

Yo, Fred just got reverse nonced!

by basgler1 August 05, 2018

lanky nonce

Tall man who likes little kids

wow, is that tall man looking at those kids? what a lanky nonce!

by Genderfluidhoe July 05, 2021

biffy nonce

A peadophile who is also very stupid

Chrissie: so Will, how was work today?

Will: it was alright, we arrested a peado who wasn’t just into kids, but was dead stupid too

Chrissie: ah, you caught yourself a biffy nonce

by Chilly1998 May 11, 2020

accidental nonce

Someone who ends up in trouble for a specific crime, completely unaware of their actions.

Blimey Guvnor, I didn't realise. I'm not a proper nonce, just an accidental nonce.

by Duwduw January 08, 2019

Nonce lung

When your lung collapse’s because you nonce to much

beanie sounds like you got nonce lung you need to lay off that noncing for a while

by Weary baskin September 01, 2022

Mark the nonce

A nonce aff tiktok that send nudes to wains he’s a dirty nonce

Aw he’s mark the nonce

by Mark the nonce April 15, 2020

Nonce aware

Someone who is aware of nonces and is superior in life.

Tilly: I’m nonce aware 😎
Tom: Oh my god can I have your autograph!?
Lily: bonito flakes.

by Granny Gertrude January 21, 2021