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Penisfaced Judge

A person who puts down another’s persons grammar and makes fun of the fact that they teach children. Normally a fucking prick of a person.
I swear these penisfaced judge fuckers are always on my case.
by Rennystar June 14, 2019
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Judge

No, your guy friends judge you. They absolutely do. They literally aren't allowed to voice that judgement or you won't be friends with him.
Hym "Well, if they won't judge you I'll do it for them. What's funny is that you give yourself out. 'A woman won't cheat if she's happy in the relationship' 👈 That is now you know what you're going to get. She's going to cheat. She's got a preemptive excuse primed and ready to go. If she's ever not happy in the relationship? She'll cheat. Small dick? Cheat. It just IS what's going happen. Look at the shape of her head! Cube skull. She's got the caveat though. It has nothing to do with insecurity. You tattled on yourself. 'If I (a woman) am not happy in a relationship I (a woman) will cheat'. That's what she just said there. Don't let this bitch use deceptive, banal female rhetoric to try and make it sound like she isn't saying what she is actually trying to say there. And what's going to happen? Used up by fat cocks, her guy friends are going to start getting girlfriends who are not going to what THEM around HER, she's going to hit the wall and the fear of dying alone is going to set in, and then maybe the small dicks aren't so bad maybe someone will love me.... Once I'm all used up the small dicks can have me. NOPE. Too late whore. Your head is a square and if you put 10 years on you it isn't even worth it to commit."
by Hym Iam February 1, 2023
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Judge Mathis

Judge Mathis entered its milestone 20th season on Monday, September 3, 2018, and currently is presiding in his 24th season of the program (2022–23)
by Wendysfg May 13, 2023
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Judge Dredd

A loner by nature Judge Dredd lives his life by the letter of the Law. He judges and discards all friends and offenders that he comes across without sympathy, remorse, or doubt. That is until he is falsely accused, framed, and sentenced unjustly. He realizes his own harsh judgements and pride have left him isolated and vulnerable with only the Truth and fate to protect him.
Judge Dredd over there isn't fooling anyone he's just afraid of being hurt.
by FedExMan October 29, 2021
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Judge

A fool who eagerly consumes every lie presented to them by the police service, put in a position of power by a corrupt government, with little empathy for anyone.
I hope the Judge is in a good mood today!
by noone9991 March 9, 2021
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Zak judge

A sexy man with a huge cock and massive muscles if he comes to your house your mom or sister will be pregnant within hours
Zak judge what are you doing with my mom!

I’m giving you family that’s what
by Tommydaan March 1, 2024
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Butt-a-judge

1. (noun) a special blessing that involves lethal voltage delivered through the rectum 2. (proper name) the preferred right-wing pronunciation of Joe Biden's first transportation secretary
Pete always enjoyed his days as a reliable bottom, but that all changed one day when his maker greeted him with a swift butt-a-judge.
by TruckNuts2021 December 14, 2021
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