Netralized

Equalization of people, companies, and other forces powered by the Net.

The New England Consulting Group originated a term to describe this phenomenon ... "Netralized." "Netralization" is the neutralization or equalization of power due to the Internet. Traditional Marketers and Retailers have been “netralized” ... just like the Winchester repeating rifle neutralized the buffalo and the Indian tribes.

by Maverick Marketing April 17, 2009

nettititus

someone who lashes out on you or someone for idiotic reasons.

You: "WTF, who's gonna spend $20 on food for your birthday?!"
Me: "Damn, don't be going nettititus just for $20! We spent $30 on your damn birthday dinner!"

by bitter slut April 29, 2009

netcronym

When on the internet: the arrangement of letters to form an acronym for an otherwise widely used expression.

"Like, OMG he is so cute"
"Becky, please stop using netcronyms when your talking... it's creepy"

by Element238 October 26, 2009

netbragging

the act of going to a social networking website and, instead of networking, you only write about yourself, what you think, what you have said, what you have done, what you like, what you eat, what you think of politics, what you think of music ... because it's all about you in the end, isn't it.

Going to Facebook and netbragging, "There are three things that are important in my life ... me, me, and me," or "I'm sitting here thinking about me and what I'm going to do next" or "Why hasn't anyone asked about me?" or "My life is blessed ... because I say so" or "I just got a puppy!" (the last one an obvious ploy for people to ask about you)

by Chicobratx March 12, 2010

Nettle Twist

When a girls/boys pubes are twisted and pulled on for 'pleasure' so hard they are effectively ripped out in chunks.

Oh that looked like it hurt more than a nettle twist!

by LipsLikeNettles April 8, 2011

Nettext

Internet text messaging. Specializing in browser to website text messaging.

If a website has a nettext button, you can click it and send a quick message to that website. (See nettext.me)

by webmasterm July 29, 2011

nettipot santorum

after working up a generous wad of santorum the male top pulls out from the other man's dilated dirtstar, and quickly moves to his face to deposit the load into his partner's mouth. he ever-so-forcefully rams his fleshsword into his partner's throat, eliciting a gag reflex, which projects the santorum-infused semen out of his partner's nostrils, a la netti pot.

Ricky always wanted to honeymoon at the Niagra Falls but was more than happy to settle for the flowing fluids that sprang forth from his schnozz when Lance performed a nettipot santorum on him.

by beanporn January 8, 2012