Mush Session

The term used when a guy is trying to perform intercourse with a flaccid penis

The act of "mushing" a flaccid penis into an orifice with little to no success.

We didn't have sex because he couldn't perform.

I needed a shoe horn and rubber-band to get me out of that mush session.

by msled December 25, 2010

Munshuen

A cute and pretty girl who is also horny goat who is also a mafia princess.

Did you hear that Munshuen bleating in the background? She kept me awake all night !!!

by Niggawhatguy September 30, 2011

Mush Artist

Someone that doesn't pay gambling losses. Someone that doesn't pay debts in general.

That mush artist Ralph never paid 3 different bookies.

Don't loan that mush artist any money.

by Boston_Larry June 27, 2013

mush missile

when a super hot girl has an ugly friend and her friend makes you soft

John: man katie is so hot
jake: yeah but her friend jenna gives me a mush missile

by bigfoothairyman April 11, 2015

mush diving

“Mush diving” is a slang in some parts of the workd for cunnilingus mainly in elderly population.

Oh, the old man always enjoys mush diving!

by GSS master September 22, 2018

mush

This is what Ben is

Ben is a mush

by aboi mush April 30, 2019

Mush

Hip term used by one whom intends to court their lover whom does not reciprocate that love. Frequently used by meatheads with little personality.

Jamie - "WYD mush, I'm at the gym <3"
Millie - "{Sends only face snap back}"
Jamie - "Nice, ahaha"

by lcarrl May 29, 2019