Crusty Musty Dusty Rusty

Someone who has never touched soap, doesn't know what a toothbrush is, and is usually a discord/reddit mod, or a snowflake keyboard warrior on twitter.

Get your crusty musty dusty rusty hands off me!

by Light Yagami aka Kira June 20, 2023

musty

someone who is ashy and has no jams

hey tony you be lookin musty

by boingloing December 15, 2017

mussy

when a man tucks his genitals between his legs so that from far away it looks like he has a pussy a man-pussy (mussy).

hey dawg watch me cram my penis and my ballsack between my legs so I can look like a whore.

by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005

mitsy

a good name for a boy's penis if you want to make it sound like he has a tiny penis

Girl: Hey how's mitsy.
Andrew: Shut up! i'm average.

by puppy1 May 12, 2009

Mussy

A Maori woman's pussy

That girl Jaimee had a smelly Mussy

by TrevPhilips October 1, 2019

Mugsy Bogues

To come up short specifically in the area of getting getting a boner during sex. This normally occurs when a male is either suffering from drunk dick or is just not man enough to get the job done.

I was gonna bang the girl but then i pulled a mugsy bogues

by pat the rat 4 March 26, 2009

Musty

A friendless human characterized by a big (and we mean enormous) nose and excessive amounts of dandruff. This poor creature's sole purpose is to make other students feel better about low test grades.

Currently, the owner of Musty's nose is Jonnadiah, but the deed is often passed around in exchange for small sums of money (or Spicy Chicken Sandwiches)

Student: Ah, sh*t, I got a 69 on the AP Euro test. What did you get Musty?
Musty: 42.
Student: Well, at least I'm not you.

by Jonnadiah December 13, 2004