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lebanon missouri

lebanon is a city in missouri that has a very large amount of drug bust for meth. most of the people here like to jump people instead fight one on one. i live here i know what it is like in the city but out side it is nice with lots of rivers
i hate living in lebanon missouri.... ( later that day) this is so much fun i love the river!
by California123456789 February 24, 2010
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Springfield, Missouri

"Are you guys going to keep in touch?"
"No man they're moving to Springfield, Missouri"
"Oh"
by Curiouser Georgia September 3, 2013
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Musson

A musson is a teenager who tries deperately to be cool. The only thing he talks abut is drug deals. A musson usually sits and plays SNES in his basement all day, or pretending he likes something that he doesnt, so he can look cool.
by Musskins May 26, 2007
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missouri

flat state with lots of tornadoes and good sports teams
The Chiefs play in Missouri
by 0000 October 16, 2003
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Munsoned

Figure of speech. Incapable. Damned. Helpless 'up Creek without a paddle'
Being on 'a Gravy train with Biscuit Wheels', and falling off

Having your monthly record shattered by some punk

Not having the balls to tell your old folks you didn't have what it takes to make the big tour
by aka the Trevors May 11, 2004
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Massochist

Someone who tortures himself by attending as many Catholic religious services as possible each day.
Being a Massochist may seem odd to some, but Big Oil loves them, since in order to "feed their habit", they are obliged to drive a multitude of miles around a large area to patronize all the Catholic churches that are holding services on that particular day.
by QuacksO July 18, 2019
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Springfield, Missouri

According to the 2010 national census Springfield, Missouri is a town with a population of 159,498 which makes it a relatively larger town in south west Missouri which is an area of the state that is predominantly dotted by towns with populations less than 10,000.

Anyone who lives in Springfield can tell you that many of the residents lack two brain cells to rub together. Springfield has been considered one of the worst places to raise a family due to it's unusual high crime rate for a town of it's size.

Typical residents of Springfield are ill tempered, narrow minded and defiantly judgmental of those who don't fit their skewed perception of "normal" which is a bearded redneck the shoots a gun and thumps a bible and has a domineering over weight girl friend that bosses him around.

There has been a long time feud between the lower class, thuggish north side residents and the snobbish, upper class south side residents. Although the south side has less crime and has far better public schools with students that out achieve most of the north side students academically it still seems ridiculous to ethnically divide a town that takes less than 30 minutes to drive from one end of town to the other.
Person 1: Have you met that guy who just moved in from another state?

Person 2: Yes, he seems pretty dumb.

Person 1: He told me he's from Springfield, Missouri.

Person 2: That would explain it.
by Chris the hated April 28, 2011
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