Small Penis Mobile

Any vehicle modified to stand out, whether by size, muffler noise, stereo, wheels, tinting, or stripes, so as to create the illusion of manhood and self worth in the midst of a pointless insecure primal existance. Size and noise are the default mediums whereby those who have nothing to offer themselves or society can protest their own ignorance as if it were someone else's fault.

I heard a loud muffler followed by screeching tires and turned to see the small penis mobile.

by John Phillips April 19, 2006

mobile

The only word Australian and British people use to describe a 'cell phone'. I have never heard an Aussie say 'cell phone'.

Hint: To be cooler, say: 'Mobie'.
"Have ya got ya mobile on ya?"
"Some muh-fucka jacked me for my mobie."

by Diego August 21, 2003

Mobile Upload

When you get road head by an old woman with no teeth while driving a Rascal down the street

My grandpa gets around so much better with his Rascal. He gets mobile uploads all the time now!

by filthy pirate hooker December 24, 2009

Gimp Mobile

wheelchair for a gimp (cripple person)

look at that gimp's gimp mobile

by eucerinboy May 27, 2008

MILF Mobile

MILF - Mother I'd Like to Fuck
Mobile - moving or capable of moving readily (especially from place to place)

milf-mobile - Milf transporter

How did you get to work this morning?

I got a ride with Jason's and his mom in the milf-mobile

by Gerry June 30, 2004

Mobile rider

a slut who can be booty called by almost everyone, this is the friend you would call if you want to get laid

dude i wanna get my dick wet, let's ring up Lexi for a quicky, she is such a mobile rider

by pppppppppsum August 7, 2011

Moilté

Somebody who falls often under the influence of alcool or drugs

This guy is really a moilté

by flaunteeh August 19, 2011