Easter Monday

A jewish holiday in which jewish people go to Walmart or any other store that sells candy and buys the discounted easter candy

Did you see the Jews at Walmart buying the left over easter candy on Easter Monday?

by BigBoy69 April 6, 2015

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The Mondays

A disease that affects every human being in the world on a Monday. Where you don't want to do anything but you have to whether it be work or school. Symptoms include depression, anxiety, and not wanting to get off your lazy ass.

Guy 1: "Man I don't want to do anything today."
Guy 2: "Looks like you've got a case of The Mondays."

by Assassin5953 September 25, 2017

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Bloody Monday

noun; The timing of any sexual act with a woman who is menstruating.

Her: We cant have sex, I'm on my period.
Him: Sweet! I love Bloody Mondays
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Her: If you wanna fuck me without protection, it needs to be on a Bloody Monday.

by Benjamin Gunsmith August 31, 2018

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Blue Maned Hawk

A rare species of hawk native to Michigan

Person: Oh shit it's a blue maned hawk!

Hawk: Bitchface McCockinator

by Aexitlejehrue Buttsbrurirj April 3, 2021

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K.C Mondello

A groupie back in the day for Stevie Nicks. Has very long hair and sometimes played back up guitar. Grew up in a small town in bedford, Ma. Was a great man and grew up with the amazing Derek O'Rourke is going to be taking over for Hugh Heffner when he passes away. He also grew up with Scott Johnson, the most popular Gigilo who has accumulated over 1,000,000,000 dollars while pimpin it.

Person 1: Hey did you see that amazing Guitarist in the back for Stevie.

Person 2: Nooo man I'm way too trashed dude.

Person 3: Hell yea. He was Gorgeous. I think his Name was K.C mondello

by D-rok Shakur December 11, 2008

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Grab nut Monday

Every Monday all the ladies can grab any guys nuts as long as they say "Grab nut Monday!" when they say it whoever grabs the most dicks at your school wins grab nut Monday

Random guy: WTF WHY DID YOU GRAB MY NUTS
Random girl: its grab nut monday

by Ooferz.smofferz November 18, 2019

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