moderate

1. A name that a closet liberal calls themselves.

2. A name that a closet conservative calls themselves.
Example:

Person one: I am tired of liberals complaining about social 'issues' when they never had it so good in the history of mankind.

Person two: (completely understanding what person one said) What are you talking about?

Person one: You sound like one of them

Person two: No, I'm actually a Moderate. I just like to look at things from both sides. (boi)
by your real name. December 24, 2018
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moderate masty

When you are masturbating and you are close to finishing but your little brother comes into your room without asking to tell you you have to do an arbitrary task and you can't finish.
I did a moderate masty today because my little brother told me mom said to take out the trash.
by GirlsRHard2Get40 October 16, 2015
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Moderate Mango

Someone who lives and breathes with just the right amount of effort and intensity; not too little, not too much.
Booboo said; "I am also a moderate mango. Everything in moderation". He's so adorable
by HotRat December 08, 2017
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discord moderators be like

"discord moderators be like" is a common used line when you see someone fat. Or calling someone kitten, or being an bad discord mod. or just a normal one depends.
HOLY SHIT ITS A DISCORD MOD!
discord moderators be like
TRUE HAHAHA
by NamlinGuy July 01, 2022
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Urban Dictionary moderator

Someone who waits forever to publish your urban dictionary entry, or removes it for no good reason, and doesn't tell you.
I would have defined what a shitbucket is, referring to vehicles, but the Urban Dictionary moderators haven't yet approved it after a couple days.
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Urban Dictionary Moderators

Please accept it Urban Dictionary Moderators please please please I'm not an asshole I read the content guidelines and this is written for a large audience and I'm very very creative and I'm having so much fun right now I'm really having the time of my life please please please accept!!! There is not personal information here!!!
by ausboss20001 October 08, 2023
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Urban Dictionary Moderator

Obviously, person or persons that DO NOT moderate definitions added to Urban Dictionary website.
If there were an Urban Dictionary Moderator, they would check out the validity of new definitions for breadth of use, non-defined posts and pure stupidity and BEFORE the definitions were allowed to be posted. Obviously, they don't really exist.
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