purple milkshake

a sexual manouvre so controversial, so vile, so gut-wrenchingly disturbing that it cannot be explained on this website. it makes felching look like having tea with you grandma. it makes 2 girls 1 cup look like a couple of frigid nuns.

they do not sell this at wendys

she was giving me the shits so i gave her a purple milkshake. that shut her up.
eg to a partner/sibling/child as a form of discipline: "if you're going to behave like that i'm going to be forced to give you a purple milkshake"

by 60 2nd squire December 17, 2008

Alabama milkshake

when a man ejaculates in his sister and then proceeds to scoop it out into a glass.

after you get done fucking your sister. try an Alabama milkshake!

by Litty Mctiddy September 8, 2018

Milkshake

When 2 or more people jizz in their hand and proceed to shake the other's hand with jizz still intact on the other's hand.

Me and John gave each other a milkshake after a good circle jerk

by JordanThaMan7 October 11, 2017

Manitoba Milkshake

When you jiz into the belly button of the slut, filling it to the brim with hot loads of semen, let it sit for optimal amount of time waiting for it to thicken, pull out a straw and force them to slurp it up.

I made this bitch choke after serving her a Manitoba Milkshake

by KurtMoore March 7, 2011

man milkshake

The cum from a bj is a man milkshake

Hey Bae you want to give me a bj so you can have some of this man milkshake.

by The wise owl April 29, 2014

jewish milkshake

When you burst inside a dirty slut's cornhole and slurp it out aftwrwards.

Tim: "Hey did you hang out with Tiffany last night?"
Josh: "Yeah, let's just say I'm a Catholic but I can sure give a Jewish milkshake."
Tim: "Nice."

by Zachariahhhh69 April 16, 2015

slimy chocolate milkshake

When a guy shits and cums all over a girls stomach and then slowly rubs it around.

"He couldn't wait to use the bathroom so he gave his girlfriend a slimy chocolate milkshake."

by dxmkwelmdcl;xm,dwl;sc,mxlmwdcolmxdwmscfd April 25, 2008