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Martha

(n): A blonde white girl from Bethesda

(n): a girl who dances like she is running
Do the Martha! (at a dance club)
by RMEG March 7, 2011
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mirth control pill

10 shots of Jack Daniels and a 30 pack of Keystone light is the most effective mirth control pill known to man.
by sdavis November 22, 2009
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Martha Stewart

1) 21st century entrepreneur whose failed personal life spawned a successful career in life style television.

2) An act of defecation related revenge. When thoroughly aggravated by a friend or loved one, discreetly remove a towel or sheet from the bottom of their linen closet. Carefully unfold said article, take a hearty steaming shit, refold to conceal fecal surprise, and replace at the bottom of the pile. Typically the "Martha Stewart" is not discovered until the entire closet smells like a Tijuana whorehouse.
1) I hope the SEC violates Martha Stewart in the ass with a lead pipe for her insider trading.

2) The guy working at the GAP was a real asshole so I pulled a "Martha Stewart" on a pair of jeans out on display near the counter he was working. I folded and replaced them, so I hope he has a pleasant smelling afternoon.
by Ted June 16, 2003
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Martha Stooursh

the sound your tape recorder makes when you tryin and say martha stewart backwards (true-woots athram), and then play the tape in reverse..."martha stooursh"
(presses record) "true-woots athram"...(squickilydeegle - tape rewinds and flips over, press play) "martha stooursh
by marko August 11, 2004
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fatima mitha

The sexiest girl . The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. Her hair . Her personality can differ at times. Boring on text tho
She’s everything Fatima mitha
by Sexxyttt February 14, 2018
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By George Martha, it's the river Nile!

A greeting used when one is surprised by someone's arrival.
guy 1: By George Martha, it's the river Nile!
guy 2: Oh hey, hows it going Joe.
by TheFlyingFuck October 17, 2011
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martha's vineyard

the best vacation place in america. an island in the Atlantic that is next to nantucket. best places in MV are OAK BLUFFS, west tisbury, vineyard haven. fuck edgartown!
edgartown is for snobby ass bitches who have never seen the cool "real" part of MV, oak bluffs.
all the cook kids chill in oak bluffs BIATCH
by your best friend May 16, 2005
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