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mind blowing 

The term that is used by the characters to describe basically every average sexual encounter in every TV-14 show ever, because 1) it's vanilla enough to pass the ratings board 2) TV writers are bad at coming up with sex adjectives.

It actually just means "surpassing your expectations to the point where you aren't sure what to think."
Mary: So I heard you and Gary had sex. How was it?
Sue: Mind blowing! How was your sex with Stew?
Mary: Oh, the same as every night.
Sue: How's that?
Mary: Oh, just mind blowing.
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mind physics

The connection of complex interactions between neurological manifestations subsequently linked to adhering complexities of inquisitve and perplexing entities of the mind.
Hitler's brain used mind physics in his attempt for world domination.
mind physics by SONAbaBONA January 5, 2009

mind flayer 

Minf flayers are inexorably evil, existing only for their own pleasure, even at the great expense of hundreds of other creatures. mind flayers feed by extracting the brains of their victims and devouring them whole.
mind flayer by smurf August 17, 2004

Mind's Chat 

A place where the content of great minds is shared with all.
Hey, are you gonna be reading my Mind's Chat today?
Mind's Chat by Spiritual-Master February 14, 2022
Verb: The act of using purposeful confusion onto another person. If the person has no clue you were mind-fucking them, it is a successful mind-fuck. If that person suspects what you are saying or doing is a mind-fuck, it is an unsuccessful mind-fuck.
Dude, I just called Miranda to mind-fuck her, and she didn't suspect thing!

Man, I think I was just mind-fucked.

One of John's favorite hobbies is to call up random numbers and mind-fucks the people who answer.
Mind-fuck by Grandma Tuffits June 23, 2010

mind the gap 

What you think when you see those hot chicks in bikinis where their thighs don't touch just below the crotch area.
At the beach with your friends...
-Holy shit! that chick is hot! and check it out "Mind the gap"!
-...yea...(takes mental picture)
mind the gap by fullretarded September 23, 2011

Mind Fuck 

To manipulate or use someone to get them to do something that you want them to do.
Tom Sawyer mind fucked his friend into painting a fence.
Mind Fuck by currybomb July 29, 2010