Lyrical miracle

When you connect with a song on such a deep level, you believe it can see into your soul. It reaches you in a way only miracles can.

"This song is a lyrical miracle."

by Dragonsnowball October 16, 2021

HOST AA Miracle

The sad sad result of an alcoholic who failed at the police academy. HOST AA Miracle can't be out in the field stopping terrorists from blowing up buildings, so instead they sit in AOL chatrooms and gag 10 year olds who swear online.

YOLT: FUCK THE FUCKING FUCKERS

OnlineHost: YOLT has left the room.

HOST AA Miracle: =qpermagag YOLT

by YOLT August 13, 2003

Minaples

the lazy, future spelling of Minneapolis.

"you spelled Minneapolis wrong"

"no! it's minaples now. im from the future"

gods you're dumb"

by carlwillruletheworld June 19, 2011

miracle whip lotion

replace someones lotion with miracle whip. NOTES: mix it 50/50 that would make it smell natural. good luck! works with shampoo to!!

dude: ya man I just did the miracle wihip lotion trick.
dude 2: thats sick bra!!!
chick: I need some lotion! (miracle whip lotion)

by tulshead January 12, 2012

miracle-gazillor

The real name for the so called 'food-processor'.

Thanks for the miracle-gazillor mom and dad! It's just what I wanted for Christmas! It's not as cool as my choppy-chop (the real name for the so called 'slap-chop' device), but I love it!

by mockme December 24, 2012

miracle lap

driving around town, in a large circle, in the hope of finding something fun to do before you get back to where you started.

"Hannah and I did the miracle lap and didn't find anything to do"

by MasterBater February 4, 2013

Miracle turd

A miracle turd is a turd which requires either minimal to no wiping

Joe-''you will never believed what happened man, this morning I dropped a miracle turd''
Bob-''No way, I thought that they were myths''

by Hola ese June 8, 2015