Milton, MA

What might be the most boring town you could ever encounter in your entire life. The only remotely good thing to do here is go to the high school football games, and go down the square, the main hangout. You can also go to the woods if your a drinker/smoker. The high school is retarded, kids smoking and getting blown in the bathroom. The middle school is full of little boys who think they are tough, and slutty girls who think what they want is sex. We were voted the most Irish community in the United States a few years back, and almost everyone has a Boston accent.

"Wow, dude, i can't believe i live here in Milton, MA. I'm dropping out and moving to Boston."

by KFlavin October 12, 2006

andy milonakis

Andy Milonakis is a comedian who suffers from a hormone imbalance that makes him look like a child. But he's hilarious either way, because he's so random.

"I hate myself. Have a nice day!" - Andy Milonakis, handing out smiley face baloons.

by Katie J July 28, 2005

millon

Large cock doesn’t tip

Millon is the goat

by Keepwoop January 25, 2018

dirty milton

He’s half human half poodle, has corny hair and flat ass. He thinks he’s funny but his only characteristics are the fact that he has a funny Swedish accent. He’s dumb.

Me- wait who in the hell put the muffins in the freezer!
Alice- omg it was dirty milton

by Mencanlovecatstoo July 2, 2020

Ben Mulroney

The host of eTalk Daily and Canadian Idol. Appears to have a lifetime membership to Fabutan and a Frequent Shoppers card for Holt Renfrew. His lines are scripted, and his chin is gigantic, but at least he is a better host than Ryan Seacrest of American Idol, because he doesn't use stupid sayings like "Seacrest, out!"

"Did you see that Mulroney guy's hands? They were white and the rest of him was orange!"
"Yeah, but he still rocks. HAVE MY BABIES BEN!"

by Kalanadian July 10, 2005

Andy Milonakis

A Hilarious Show To Watch A Kid Doing Completely Random Stuff Until U Find Out Hes 29. I feel sorry for him.

"My Glasses Are Broken!" - andy milonakis

by Joe Nazmdeh April 17, 2006

Milcon

A drink comprised of milk and bacon. It can be served at any temperature. The taste is optimized when the bacon is allowed to soak in the bacon for several minutes. The milk is to be enjoyed slowly and with meaning, and the bacon is to be chewed thoroughly before swallowing.

"Hey Jaimi, I got some fresh Milcon. Want a glass?"

"Shit yeah bitches, Milcon is where it's at!"

by Kris Knudson March 18, 2009