Midget train

When a bunch of midgets walk in a line on a train track

I saw a midget train yesterday and it was fucking epic dude!

by Dr. Dis3as3 February 12, 2019

Midget Gang

A gang of midgets that assert dominance against taller people.

Person 1, "Oh no, its the midget gang, don't call them small"
Person 2, "Haha look how short they are!"
Midgets, "YOU MESS WITH THE MIDGETS YOU GET THE GANG BITCH"

by Midget Gang CEO May 26, 2020

midget dinner

The proper and scientific name for "fidget spinner" the common misconception came from Chinese off brands

Dan-That's a cool fidget spinner !
Tami- You can't assume.Its my midget dinner!

by .PsEUD0nym- July 18, 2017

Bonerfied Midget

A midget on the horn and ready to fuck anything in it's path.

Person 1: There's a midget humping my leg.
Person 2: Don't worry, it's just a bonerfied midget. He'll be done in a minute.

by Smokey Tits December 5, 2010

midget marmosettery

High-level mischief; unscupulous behaviour; an attempt to shirk responsibility or engage in shifty dealings; banditry of a high degree; or silverback-gorillery of a lesser degree; similar to jiggery-pokery but possibly of a more comical and less offensive nature.

"Far out Lim, check out this there is some complete miget marmosettery going on here."

"Hey Mers, I went in there and told them straight, we didn't want to see any more midget marmosettery from them anymore."

by The word bandit January 14, 2010

midget twister

When a man lays down while a midget sits on his dick and he proceeds to spin her on his dick as to resemble a twister

"Dude I gave Jenny a huge midget twister last night"

by StormRydr1 July 31, 2017

Midget Stack

This sexual act is performed by a group of 10 or more midgets. This act requires one to lay on his back while the others began to pile on filling any hole they can find. Typically done at orgies to entertain orgy goes of normal heights.

Rick: Well Dan I tell ya you should have been at the orgy last night. we had a midget stack as entertainment
Dan: well shit I wish I was there now

by Mr.Diddler March 7, 2019