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Michigan Slip and Slide

When one is making violent love to his friend's mom's anus and she grotesquely defecates and the defecation then induces heavy vomiting in the male which in turn causes even heavier vomiting in the mother. Once sufficient vomit and excrement has been accumulated and a near-frictionless surface is created, the mother is to slip on the excrement-vomit solution and hit an object that leads to a state of unconsciousness.
John: Oh my God, Mrs. Smith you've created a Michigan Slip and Slide in the kitchen!
by GuyintheCloset January 8, 2011
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la michoacana

The best 24 hour mexican resteraunt in Nevada to go to when you are SUPER baked.
Dude I'm so baked lets go get some la michoacana.
by Jesus-Waldo February 11, 2010
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Michigan Jackhammer

The act of having sex in the backseat of a car and having a friend drive down a Michigan road hitting as many potholes as possible
Lisa and I did the Michigan Jackhammer yesterday john drove...
by Detroit_Dinkleberg January 30, 2017
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Michile

Michile is a female name. The famine version of Michael. Many people will pronounce it as me-Chile in in the country. She will be short, savage, hard to handle, a great person to vibe with, nice boobs, smart, cute/pretty, nice smile, adventurous and loves to try new things. If you ever come across a michile don’t be scared to ask her on a date she’ll end up being a great girlfriend
That girl michile is so short
by Oj. USA September 7, 2018
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Michi UwU

Michi UwU is a rat who knows how to use a computer and is also a gamer.
Michi UwU is on youtube at MichiIsARat.
by 1uke_ October 25, 2020
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Michigan Muzzle Loader

When your giving it good to the ol' lady and throw in a big pinch of Grizzly wintergreen long cut for a few minutes, then you take it out and put it on her backdoor and shove it in with your penis.
My man gave me a Michigan muzzle loader last night and my butt is still a burning.
by Gnar Pete October 5, 2020
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michigan rowboat

When a woman is sitting between two naked men and has a cock in each hand pretending to furiously row up stream on one of Michigan's beautiful scenic rivers.
It seems like the only time I get a Michigan Rowboat is during Guido and the Guy.
by IpNyurButt December 19, 2020
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