sass-o-meter

A measurement of one's utilized level of sass. A scale of 1-10 is usually employed, although numbers outside of the scale can be used for emphasis

Homie 1: Well your sister is pretty fat, too!
Homie 2: Level 10 on the sass-o-meter!

Homegirl 1: Get in the car!
Homegirl 2: Tone down the sass doe! You're off the charts on the sass-o-meter!

by okayyyycb3 April 2, 2011

one meter hurdle

The name of one of the most honorable of bathroom sports. In order to play, one needs a toilet, a short stall, and a full bladder. The object of the game is to shoot your stream over the hurdle and into the stall. This game is the ultimate test of manliness

George and Jimmy just finished a round of the one meter hurdle. There were no winners

by ishigatori November 25, 2004

meter maid

A municipal employee who drives around metropolitan areas stalking and issuing innocent bystanders with parking tickets.

See also revenue police.

Dude, I had to bribe the meter maid with a five dollar bill so he wouldn't issue me a $25 parking ticket!

by dookeyboy November 24, 2010

meteora

Meteora is a cd by the band Linkin Park. It has a different sound from Hybrid Theory, but the lyrics are more bland. They experimented with different styles of music on the album.

Linkin Park got their album name from amazing rock formations in Greece, on top of which are the most important monastaries in Greece.

Meteora is a great album by Linkin Park.

by Anonymous August 25, 2004

BULLSHIT METER

When you take a step back and notice the most ridiculous BS & hypocrisy that all those who seem overly-eager to judge everyone else seem to be dishing out on the regular, so you hit the "bs-limit" known as your "BULLSHIT METER" limit. FO' LYFEE!

Also whenever you are criticized for acting/looking silly bc you actually know how to laugh and people who are miserable cannot stand to witness. (Instead of joining others in friendship and enjoying life) They tend to want to create unnecessary misery instead of happiness. Therefore, that kind of fuckedupness registers the BULLSHIT METER with a smile back. ;)

Those haters got the BULLSHIT METER dinging like a MOTHAFUCKA. Why THE F can't people just be fucking happy/nice/respectful? :/

by SoManyTimesNope. July 5, 2017

Meteric

A person who is lacking in intelligence, skill or both.

My goodness, Vern Holden truly is a Meteric.

by George Buurman February 26, 2004

weirdo-meter

An ometer of big cock.

Look, Bungalow Bill's a fag!


And he eats babies.

by Negger April 23, 2004