The Messy Meteor

When you have the girl wrap her legs around you and pick her up and spin as fast as you can while holding onto her arms, then once the centrifugal force starts to pull her away, you nut and let go of her, causing her to shoot across the room, with a trail of cum.

I gave my girlfriend “the messy meteor” and now she has a concussion.

by AbeVigoda86 March 26, 2019

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The Messy Jesse

When your fucking a chick in the ass and it packs too much air into her anatomical colo-capacity causing an atmospheric vacuum outside the stink rocket. Subsequently upon pulling out, the back pressure evacuates her larges intestine's contents and ends up atomized over half your bedroom.

"Dooooood, you landed the hott ass chick you were talking to at the party last night?"
"yeah man!"
"Fuck yeah bro, she was hot as fuck!"
"Hell yeah but i dont have the cash for all the fuckin' dry cleaning."
"Wait.. Why, was she on her on her period?"
"Nahhh, it was a being defined as the messy Jesse dude.. i gotta replace my carpet."

by bottomoftheshaftlova October 10, 2019

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Nana Meston

The type of Old fart who just wants to drink out of tins of milk and doesn't like the word bugar and is comonly called nana

Random person: Oh For God's Sake
Nana Meston:Who just said G. O. D

by UwuSussyGirl May 13, 2020

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Mr. Meaty

An enigma of a man

He is the type of guy to say he isn't gonna blackout but then not remember anything after 11:30pm
He is the type of guy to to only eat meat

Type of guy to say all women suck but then constantly be on tinder

Mr. Meaty man, you can't trust him
That guy is crazy at parties, totally a mr. meaty

by theneonicon April 8, 2021

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