Messian

The small creature on one's back when stoned. It's behaviour and size differs depending on the level of intoxication.

Person A: "Oooo, I can feel him!"
Person B: "Who!?"
Person A: "The Messian!"

by Ishie Javes April 22, 2008

Real Message

A term originally coined by members of the 27th Infantry Battallion of the Irish Defence Forces used to declare a statement as truth. Can also be used to challenge a statement in question format. It is dishonourable to lie under oath of a real message. Originated as a message over SINCGARS radio during a training exercise. It is now in use among the Dublin civilian population.

“I rode yer ma, Real Message”

by Chicaneauto October 1, 2018

messargini

Derived from the English word 'message' this word encapsulates both the cultures of Essex and Italy providing a more exotic and thrilling pronunciation.

Chris's Answer-phone: - Hi, how you doing? I'm not here at the moment. But please leave a 'messarge', after the tone.

Josh - Alright mate, just Josh here. Thought I'd leave you a little messargini to let you know I'm missing you on your travels around the world. Have a lovely time.

by josh190889 January 4, 2010

text message bitch

A person who can say completely bitchy things to a person over a text message
But is a complete coward in person

(Text conversation)
Girl-hey I don't like you anymore
Boy-what why?
Girl-i like someone else but don't talk to me if you see me
Boy-your such a text message bitch!

by sensitive94 April 16, 2009

ex message

text from your ex.

Text messages from your ex girlfriend/ex boyfriendusually wanting something they can't have. Don't give it to them.

Antonio - hey you got a text message.

Brad - thanks. oh no its not a text message. it's from my
ex clarissa. It's an ex message.

Antonio - oh okay an ex message I get it. Thanks for explaining that one to me.

Brad - No problem. So what you doing later?

Antonio - Oh i don't know, thought i'd stay in.

Brad - Oh how lovely.

Antonio - yeah thanks... don't you want to know what i'm doing?

Brad - erm yeah sure.

Antonio - I thought i'd just stay in as well.

Brad - Right...

Antonio - You're so hot.

Brad - What?

Antonio - nothing... (whipers) i love you.

by Rickitson January 19, 2008

Ex Messages

When an ex boyfriend/girlfriend goes nuts and fills your inbox with text messages - either calling you ridiculous names or begging for you back or a combination of the two.

I woke in the middle of the night to an inbox full of ex messages, my old boyfriend really thinks text poetry is the way to my heart...puhleeze.

by ALY79 July 7, 2008

messay

term used to describe a cross between a message and an essay, on the popular myspace website or similar. usually overly long and elaborate, with minimal point.

Dr A: did you get my messay?
Ms B: yeah, but i couldn't be bothered to read it or reply to it yet.

by DrJonas March 18, 2007