HD mess

"High Definition mess"

1. Literally: When formerly hot celebrities are exposed in all their true wrinkled glory through high definition technology.

2. Or in any situation: a giant mess in which fucked-ness is so embedded in every detail that it will never be fixed.

Miranda- "Brad Pitt is still so hot."

Amy- "Have you seen him in Moneyball? He's a HD mess."

by beclan October 31, 2012

beat the mess

Used by Infantry Marines, a almost direct synonym for "beat the shit", commonly used in relation to physically assaulting another member of your platoon; usually a buddy.

Ex. Marine #1: Hey, is that a picture of your girl? She's hot! Have her call me if she ever gets lonely.
Marine #2: Shut up before I beat the mess out of you, Kid!

by MirrorChaser January 14, 2015

Birthday Mess

The remaints of a good birthday. Tons of wrapping paper, ribbons and presents scattered all over a table or the ground.

Mom: Son!!!!! Clean up your birthday mess!!

Son: In a minute!

by NewWords007 September 12, 2010

chess mess

A complicated chess position.

I'm in chess mess now.

by Ereck Flowers November 7, 2018

Eton Mess

English Pudding/dessert that consists of merengue, fruit and whipped cream.
Also known as Elon Musk.

“Can we have that pudding… what’s it called? Elon Musk?”
“Oh, you mean Eton Mess?”

by Yogurtxe September 17, 2021

blest mess

A Female Fronted Punk/Hardcore Band from New York and New Jersey

Miss Chris is a Blest Mess

by Archeron February 23, 2017

Mess #1

A state that only one person can reach after consuming alcohol.
The point of no return - 'Mess'
The 'Mess' stage takes control of persons body movements and brain functions, subjects have been known to body pop and crave Subside.

Common quotes:
'Subside will be unreal i promise'
'Your a good looking lad'
'Im a zulu, warrior'
MESS #1

by Doctor123 February 11, 2013