merry go fuck yourself

An expression used when replying to someone else's good news or moment during conversation to express your complete disgust in their happiness

Did you see my drive? It definitely was like your shitty drive.

Yea it was, Merry go fuck yourself

by Da_banks July 9, 2017

Merry band of dipshits

A group of dumbasses who feed off the stupidity of each other are either going to be very entertaining or very annoying or both

1.Why are those people outside screaming at each other
2.They're just a merry band of dipshits

by DT8 November 6, 2021

happy merry fool years

Happy merry fool years is when you celebrate 3 different holidays. Christmas,April fools, and New Years.

“ hey guess what! “
“ what? “
“ happy merry fool years! “

by Karmashereforyou November 12, 2022

merry widow

1. When a dude ejaculates on a chick's face and then kills himself.
2. A corset-like undergarment meant to slim the waist.

1. A Man 1: I gave this bitch a merry widow
Man 2: No you didn't dipshit -- you wouldn't be talking to me.

B. Woman 1 (smiling): My husband died last night
Woman 2: Oh I am so sorry to hear that! Your skin is drying out btw.
Woman 1: Oh he gave me a merry widow, tee hee!

2. I am shopping Victoria's Secret and can't choose between a merry widow and a babydoll.

by tankthongg September 27, 2008

merry hannukwanzaamas

What you say when thou don't know someone's religion and you want to say something more original than "Happy holidays!"you don't know someone's religion and you want to say something more original than "Happy holiday!"

A: Happy holidays!
B: Um thanks...
A: Okay merry hannukwanzaamas!
B: Haha thanks! You too!

by Little_whitegirl November 26, 2014

Merry

Christmas

Merry: Hi my name is merry
Christmas: Hi my name is christmas

by ZaDoge123 December 28, 2019

Scary Creepmas/ Merry Kreapzmas

A combination of the holidays, Halloween and Christmas, on the same day as Christmas

Krampas, skulls with Santa hats, trees with spiderweb, etc. Are all examples of what you may see on Kreapzmas (Scary Creepmas/ Merry Kreapzmas is what you may hear around Kreapzmas time.

by Shewinnies in bikinies whohaw December 20, 2022