Blade Merchant

It's hard tae explain mate... It's like when ye come hame fae a night oot wi the troops after popping hexies aw night and this raj cunt fae muirhoose comes up tae your bit wi a knife wanting tae jib ye.

"Mate, stay awai fae that cunt, he's a blade merchant, he will pure slash ye"

"Ken mate, he's a bam"

by BeckyBoo21421995 September 4, 2016

handling the merchandise

The act of masturbating in a grocery store while employing the merchandise to complete the act

"Clean up on aisle 3 in produce. Someone has been handling the merchandise and the avocados have been abused"

by von groovy September 15, 2019

Merchant Banker

The slightly more polite way of saying a W@nk3r.

"My son's heading for a life in the pits; all he wants to do is be a merchant banker in the toilets.

by gilo December 2, 2004

mershaq

the mystical creature that is half mermaid, and have shaqueille o neil.

we're ôriding on a mershaq backô

by wowowowowowowwoooooooo July 18, 2007

merchant of venice

The play written by Shakespeare, defining the art of shit being fucked

Merchant of Venice

Shylock: Fuck this shit, shits fucked

by LeeroyBoiii November 25, 2013

Meghan Trainor

An artists that is only relevant for her hit single All About That Bass. Lips Are Movin is flopping.And so is her career. Needless to say she won't be around for long and is a one hit wonder.

Omg Meghan Trainor?!?!
Yeah, the girl who sings All About That Bass!!!

by TrashGod December 22, 2014

meghal

the ultimate in greatness

I wish I was meghal, she is the ultimate in greatness.

by soulmate February 16, 2005