When someone says something blatnetly obvious.
“I know you’ve quit and don’t really care but..”
-Well you’re not fucking wrong, Mel.
by Dankshitdotcom December 26, 2017
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Magnificent Mel

a totes awesome girl, who doesn't like swearing. A very motherly person. Has been known to do stupid things while on vicodin...
Person 1: Did you hear her? She just said that dude's face was delicious!
Person 2: Yeah, she is SUCH a Magnificent Mel...
by theatre-geek January 23, 2009
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Cah-mel

A serious camel toe (when your pants go up into your va-j j and cause a camel toe)
A person with a vah-j j.
A friend who calls camel toes 'cah-mel'
Hello, Cah-mel!
by Deezy Bon Qui Qui July 03, 2011
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Melissa/Mel

is cool
is gay
is funny
is loved
is the smartest person fr
is pog
is anything good you could imagine
Melissa/Mel is anything mentioned above
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When mel smokes

A term similar to “when pigs fly” but slightly adjusted. Mel never smokes.
Yo do you think I have a chance with that model? “Yeah when mel smokes
by og pattis January 23, 2020
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Mel Turl

Is the name of someone who is an awesome friend, and you will always have a good time around. shes smart and beautiful. and theres no one that backs on as good as her.
wow, her name must be mel turl because shes damn fine.
by amyyyy03 April 11, 2011
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Wicked Mel

aka "Filthy Mel". A girl who is so nasty that when performing reverse cowgirl position, will ensure she's eaten Indian food (or any other volatile combination) and then proceeds, without warning, to explosively defecate all over her partner's chest.
Bruh. Last night I picked up that girl from the local pet shop. We're in the middle of doing it, she turns around and I'm like "this is great!". Dude! She starts spraying me with poop like she's got a tropical disease! I even got a piece of corn in my eye, it was like being shot. I ain't going near that Wicked Mel ever again
by King Tropic April 08, 2023
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