Mayonaise Submarine

A sexual position/move in which an of age & consenting woman gets into a bathtub full of water while wearing a snorkel. A guy sits on top of the submerged woman and rubs one out into the snorkel.

Girl: "My feet are still pruney from last night."
Other Girl: "What happened?"
Girl: "This guy took forever to Mayonaise Submarine me!"

by RedOctober1 October 5, 2011

Mayonnaise

An instrument

No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. (Lies)

by Lovelyjollylocks December 6, 2016

Mayonnaise

Redneck version of saying man there is

Mayonnaise a lot of people here today

by Redneck2004 February 21, 2019

thigh mayonaise

after i fucked my girlfriend i left some thigh mayonaise on her leg. the same thing as spunk, jism, cum etc.

cum, sperm, jism, spunk. i left some thigh mayonaise on her leg.

by JAMES BRADY October 29, 2007

vagina mayonaise

White goo that leaks from a woman's pink taco

Vagina mayonaise was all over her pink taco

by Two can chew November 28, 2015

Patti Mayonaise

A sexual act where the male genitalia is placed inside the butthole. An orgasm occurs, and the sperm is forced out of the butthole. The male then consumes the sperm that is being forced out.

Sue: You will never guess what my boyfriend and I did last night!
Jenny: You two found a job?
Sue: No! He made me Patti Mayonaise.
Jenny: What the hell is that?
Sue: You really don't want to know!

by Cornelius "Scarecrow" Haysin September 23, 2016

Bowl Of Mayonnaise

An insult the Prince of South Wales used against his enemies in the famous game Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege, And it means when a Brit is a stupid sod and has a small weiner.

God you're such a Bowl Of Mayonnaise, you can't even make it out of Silver!!

by Noalr July 24, 2023