A sexual position/move in which an of age & consenting woman gets into a bathtub full of water while wearing a snorkel. A guy sits on top of the submerged woman and rubs one out into the snorkel.
Girl: "My feet are still pruney from last night."
Other Girl: "What happened?"
Girl: "This guy took forever to Mayonaise Submarine me!"
Other Girl: "What happened?"
Girl: "This guy took forever to Mayonaise Submarine me!"
by RedOctober1 October 5, 2011
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by Redneck2004 February 21, 2019
Get the Mayonnaise mug.after i fucked my girlfriend i left some thigh mayonaise on her leg. the same thing as spunk, jism, cum etc.
by JAMES BRADY October 29, 2007
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Sue: You will never guess what my boyfriend and I did last night!
Jenny: You two found a job?
Sue: No! He made me Patti Mayonaise.
Jenny: What the hell is that?
Sue: You really don't want to know!
Jenny: You two found a job?
Sue: No! He made me Patti Mayonaise.
Jenny: What the hell is that?
Sue: You really don't want to know!
by Cornelius "Scarecrow" Haysin September 23, 2016
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