Mattserbation

When a guy called Matthew strangles his sausage.

Q. Matt’s been gone for awhile, what’s do you think he’s up to?
A. Mattserbation.

by Nick your stuff March 12, 2020

mattsgeheim

The best youtuber and minecraft player

Wow mattsgeheim is really good you should subscribe to his youtube channel

by Boba fett from lego star wars January 12, 2020

mattsec

the most elite of the elite will run your shit any day

yo mattsec doxed me wtf bro!

by zlic May 1, 2020

matisse

to ditch, get rid of something, most likely a person

Bro dont leave him, dont matisse him like that

by youdontknow1813333 May 30, 2020

matisse

DITCH, DROP

dont bro, dont leave him, dont matisse him like that

by youdontknow1813333 May 30, 2020

Matisse

Matisse is an extremely sweet guy. He is funny and loving, and will always support you. He likes everyone except small blonde dutch girls, who annoy him quite a lot. Also, he has a tremendously large penis.

Wow! His name is Matisse! He must hate all girls named Sophie!
Wow! This dick is huge! His name must be Matisse!

by deodorantspray June 2, 2020

Matisse

Minecraft weeb. He has lots of friends, some better than others, but always stays close to the good ones. Matisse is loyal and funny, and you can always count on him to be there for you.

Matisse plays minecraft way too much.

by HEEEEEEEEEheeeeeeeeeee October 7, 2020