magic good

A word used for pornography so that others don't understand what you are talking about.

Person 1: Hey what are you doing?
Person 2: Nothing, just watching some magic good.

by Karl Karlson Karlicious July 16, 2008

magic mobile genie

The greatest marketing campaign of all time. A fanciful creature who lives in his own personal cloud and offers free text messages to people. He likes to flail his arms and fluctuate his voice.

Shuuuuuuwaaaah! Behold I am the magic mobile genie... Are you eating that burger? Can i meet some of your friends? Elo!

by cpg123 October 8, 2008

magicfingers feldman

A guitar player that mesmerizes the audience into a trance, some may think that their beer was laced.

That magicfingers feldman had me trippin balls on that lead.

by GR8BENWA October 9, 2008

Magiclious

when the Orlando Magic play great team basketball and everything comes together for the win...

That game last night against the Cavs was Magiclious despite all the crappy calls from the refs...

by O Town 2009 May 21, 2009

Magic Dickskin

A funnier/sleazier way of saying "no condom."

Option: You pretend to roll it on, like in those Trojan Ecstasy commercials where the dude with the white gloves pantomimes putting on a condom when there is nothing there. If you are drunk enough, the next morning you might have actually tricked yourself into believing that you wore a condom.

"That chick was a little sketchy, did you wrap it up?"

"Yup, I used the trusty old magic dickskin!"

by Bill Sampson, Esq. July 8, 2009

magic penis theory

The theory that any bisexual person just hasn't had the right cock yet. Bisexual woman? She must just be curious but actually straight. Bisexual man? He must just be closeted.

"Amanda and Liz seem so perfect for each other! Any idea why they aren't together?"
"Amanda says she doesn't date straight girls."
"But isn't Liz bi?"
"Yeah, but Amanda still subscribes to the magic penis theory."

by briaguya April 20, 2015

Magic School bus

A blunt rolled with Xanax inside.

James newfgr just took a hit off the magic school bus.

by Black Sunz February 15, 2017