mattice

smartest italian/irish ginger alive mad sexy

that boy such a mattice

by SPUSCUS December 30, 2015

masticate

meaning "to chew" as in one's food. Also, the word that dumb asses laugh at in class when they think the professor just said masturbate

"Cows masticate their food."
"I told him to masticate for me, but that dumb ass went and jacked off!"

by MN Farmer October 9, 2006

Matticus Dumbassicus

skinny ass kid who thinks he knows everything because he gets his mcdonalds for free

Matticus Dumbassicus-Matt Lewis

by Mcbuffalo May 16, 2009

Mistica

Mystique
It's Spanish word that means,
an aura of heightened value or interest or meaning surrounding a person or thing

Look at that Mistica necklace that she has. Her great grandmother passed it down to all the ninas en la familia.

by personaa August 31, 2007

MUSTICALWHIP

The musty smell that you testicles get when you whip them.

Your hands smell like musticalwhip.

by SHAUNNA March 30, 2005

Mysticalmage

An over-powered mage that usually hangs out in goldshire on World of Warcraft. He PvP's very often.

Mysticalmage beat the crap out of me earlier today in Warsong Gulch! (Battle ground inside World of Warcraft)

by Annonomoussss August 11, 2007

Mastify

To fuck up, mess up or destroy. Word originates from Cheboygan, Michigan.

I gotta take a dump. I'm gonna mastify the toilet!

by Buckostar November 19, 2010