masson

verb meaning to con someone, to tell a lie, to have the wool pulled over one's eyes, but in an amusing and charming manner. From the vernacular of Muswell Hill, North London, origin unknown.

"Oh my god - I think we just got massoned!"
'Oi! Don't you try and masson me on this, you smooth talking cad!"

by Nigel St Hubbins April 7, 2008

Mason

A Short little fucker that thinks he's a bad ass. Has a little dick, but pulls bitches. He is a small basted but van get strong has no balls and can be taken down by a four-year old

Look at that little punk ass bitch I bet he's a mason.

by Redneck12345678 June 1, 2018

Masconomet

A school where the boys wear basketball shorts and sneakers all year long, all have justin bieber haircuts, and braces. The girls all straighten their hair every day, wear LOADS of eyeliner, and their wardrobe consists of one store: Pink by Victorias Secret (especially at the middle school.) They are extremely annoying and stuck up, and by the time they get to senior year, their hair is burnt to a crisp and they look like barbie dolls someone forgot to take care of. Surrounding schools HATE masconomet, yet masco-lites seems COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS to that fact, Boxford is the wealthiest, then Topsfield, then Middleton is the "ghetto" of the tri-town. Speaking of ghetto, everyone there wishes they were black and try to act and dress as ghetto as possible for an upper middle class white kid. The boys get ear piercings, were their pants low, and accessorize with chains/flat hats. The girls buy Osiris shoes and talk like they're from the Bronx. YOLO and SWAG seem to be the mottos at this school. Masco Kids are extremely annoying and are virtually impossible to hang out with.

Masco Kid 1- "YOLO MY BABES! we be getting cray tonight we gon' be dancing and shiz and it gon' be cray!"

Not a Masco Kid 2- "You're twelve, and you are some rich kid from Boxford. And you're going to a school dance. With chaperones."

Masco Kid 1- "WHATEVS mai home boy we be partaying so i don't need you a got mai $WAG! Double G! $WAGG! das right! learn it and live by it!"

Not a Masco Kid 2- "You are definitely a masconomet kid."

EXAMPLE 2----

Kid 1- "Yo, did you go to that party last night?"

Kid 2- "Ya, it was CRAZY."

Kid 1- " Did you see that girl with the heavy eyeliner and the fried hair?"

Kid 2- "How could I miss her? She looked like a burnt barbie, haha."

Kid 1- " I bet she was a Masconomet Kid."

Kid 2- "Definitely."

by xOxO October 15, 2012

I can't breathe with a mask on

A phrase used by karens who can't grow up and don't understand that other people can't breathe with the coronavirus.

Karen: I can't breathe with a mask on
Worker: Nobody can breathe with coronavirus

by mrguy122345 August 13, 2020

George Mason University

A bruh moment public university.

person 1: yo I've decided I'm going to pick George Mason University over JMU.
person 2: bruh. good luck

by AyoFamImSlick March 5, 2022

Stung by the Yoke Masonry

A Top-Secret father and son masonry partnership credited with work standing in four states.

Their last masonry work was their first fully dry stack home owned by Mr. Pickle (not his real name) in Haskel County Oklahoma. This home displays the Angel-stones on the porch and Destiny's Spear with its broken tip pointing West. This home is art in itself.

If you break the code and find this home in the real world you are guilty of trespass. Pictures of the artwork of the creator have been posted on Facebook since 2016. This definition acts as a geocache clue.

Be a good diplomat for Lord Bud and Christ Bob should you find the artwork as it was Jesus who carried the Yoke that connected the father and the son. The children of God love adventures and puzzles to solve so the writing we do should serve that purpose. Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice from The "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation."

geocacher 1: Wow for someone's first fully dry stack job that was amazing as it must have been extremely tedious to do.
geocacher 2: I agree. it was worth the trip to see it. The Facebook page showed us the other works done by Stung by the Yoke Masonry without having to travel.

geocacher 3: But getting outside and talking to real people is more fun than working the online puzzles the picture of Destiny's Spear did not compare to seeing it up close.

by Spiritual-Master January 29, 2022

George Mason University

The only unique school in VA. Closest to DC of other commonwealth schools, beautiful campus, more people living on campus than most other schools, diverse student body, better value than DC schools. If you want to go somewhere that not everyone looks the same and there's an unofficial uniform of uggs and north face (i.e.- Tech, Radford, JMU) or where people are overly stuck up and have outdated methods and campuses (i.e.- UVA, W&M, Gtown, GW) Mason is a great option. Not one kind of student there. Mason has been growing hugely over the last few years (right after I graduated). Facilities are amazing! Great basketball team is bonus.

I'm going to George Mason University so I can get a good education, be an individual and be near the most powerful city in the country.

by staceytee January 17, 2010