Mark is a total loser and has no life, only plays soccer, hes just such a loser and everything on here is a lie.. JUST SAYIN.
Also a major dork. :)
Also a major dork. :)
by Sinshasa April 2, 2010

a chode in every aspect of the word. very short and fat, thinks he has friends but they really hate him and make fun of him. despite marks best efforts to stand up for him self he is really just a pussy, otherwise known as a chicken
Mark, there's plenty of better things to cry about than being a chicken. you could get a bad grade on a math test, you could break your arm while playing football, you could be called a chicken. wait nevermind, i shouldnt have said that
by dana hogan June 17, 2009

by Jorge Flores August 3, 2010

When you meet him, he’s everything you need. He is perfect, sweet, funny, he makes you so happy and he cares for you much; or so you think. He quickly leaves your life without hesitation. If he finds someone new, he leaves you stranded and attached to him, but you wait for him because he’s everything you could ever want in a guy. Your love over powers the pain he brings to your life.
girl: ugh, I loved him so much, and he just left me alone.
friend: he’s such a Mark. you deserve the best and you’ll find that in someone else
friend: he’s such a Mark. you deserve the best and you’ll find that in someone else
by iuvmeoveru December 13, 2018

literally the most useless fucking person to ever exist. A man with a penis with the size that could split molecules.
by ToothPixel November 5, 2018

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