Mario 

An Italian stereotype who massacres mushroom people under mind control of a giant fucking dragon turtle thing. He wears overalls and chills with his brother, Luigi, who looks like a green gummy bear. Mario will say annoying shit like “It’s-a-me! Mario”. He has a platonic or romantic relationship with anyone who he ‘rescues’ from a castle.

“Who do you main in Smash Bros?”
“Mario.”

Mario by EmoMediocreBoi April 19, 2022

Mario 

Mario Carstens likes womem from the night. Pornhub is his favourite channel. He likes mastrubating on kroeskoppe. He likes the mates big and chunky.

Wow that mario is a darkie lover

Mario by anonymous May 4, 2022

Mario 

The fat Italian plumber that stomped on turtles for points and saves a princess that keeps getting kidnapped by a giant turtle.

"Mario you haven't payed your taxes in years". -Luigi

Mario by ControllingPatterns May 4, 2022

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Mario by MarioLover123 May 11, 2022

Mario 

the very famous Italian from the best selling video game... I bet you though I was gonna say Super Mario Bros., but no, Mario Frigo from Just Cause 3.

Dude 1: Ay, you know Mario?
Dude 2: The plumber?
Dude 1: No, Mario from Just Cause 3.
Dude 2: Of course, he's much more famous, why did I think it was the plumber?
Dude 1: 'Cause u dumb?
Dude 2: Ye probably.

Mario by CURNICNLGEE June 10, 2022

Mario 

a fucking plumber in a red suit who hits his head against blocks to make money. also his bitch namend peach gets kidnapped by a fuckin lizzard

bro i saw mario yesterday
wahoooooooooo

Mario by TobangaNö June 14, 2022

Mario 

Has an awesome mustache.

have you seen mario’s mustache it’s so cool

Mario by tvremote June 27, 2022