Not me, was Maria.

Not me, was Maria used when you’re best friend negates a sense of pleasure from sending you obscenities of which you send onto your peers whom are horrified and reprimand you, but in your defence, you retort -Not me, was Maria. Whereby your innocence is restored and equilibrium regained as of course it wasn’t me, but Maria.

Friend “What the hell clare, I will never be able to unsee that gigantic penis now”
Me: “notmewasmaria”

Friend: eyes intent on screen and face drops in horror watching the gigantic penis sway back and forth in rocking motion, shocked, marika replies what the hell Clare? To which I say, it’s not me, was Maria.

by Clarabella May 6, 2020

Mariah

Mariah is the best girl you will ever meet!!! She is Hot,Pretty,Funny,has brown eyes brown hair. And when you are with her you will laugh,smile,And never want to leave the room without her! She always has good ideas for fun.

"Yo Mariah"
"Sup"
"Do you wanta hang later?"
"Sure Why?"
"Cause my life is pointless without your happiness and smile!"

by Crazymkitty2003 May 10, 2016

Mariah

The most beautiful girl I have set my eyes on. Funny, Cute, Smart, Sweet and overall amazing and a hell of a kisser! She Completes the me. There Isn't a moment of the day where I'm not thinking of her and I don't want to see a moment when I'm not with her.

Mariah Garrido-Ramirez, Will you go out with me? :)

by ODxDriftGhostxx November 6, 2011

mariae

A female name; very beautiful, smart and independent woman. Typically very sarcastic but comes off as rude. Any female with this name also may come off as thicker or more plump then other girls.

Man, I need to find me a Mariae soon.

by MoneyThema August 10, 2016

Maria

She is a lovely girl. She will love u if u were true to her. She is the loyal person u would meet if u don’t hurt her. She will be overprotective and would get jealous because she loves u

Boy 1- you will never find ans love a girl like Maria

Boy 2- I wish I had a girl like Marian

by Julith January 25, 2018

Maida

A wonderful girl, really pretty, and so kind. A Maida is always there for you, no matter what. She’s super, super smart. Her kindness, modestly, and beauty make her stand out. She is the ultimate friend/ S/O.

Girl 1: Did you hear about the new girl?
Girl 2: She’s hot. She must me a Maida.

Girl 1: I know, right?

by yesimweirdlol October 27, 2020

majidah

Attracive woman, a man will be "zing" with her easily. A woman of a firm stance and brave in need. A beautiful woman in terms of politeness. Easily screw you up when you trying to disturb he

do not bother majidah, she will make us screwed up

by Sibisu December 4, 2020