One of the most over-rated football clubs in the whole of the United Kingdom, and, let's face it - one of the worst.
The fans brag and gloat over every single victory, especially at a derby match with their rival team, Manchester City. Every single goal they score leads them to believe they are winning, even if they have a low score of, let's say, 6-1. If you are ever near a United fanatic, beware of the screaming, yelling and the fucking annoying cheers that will come soon after a goal.
The fans are majorly based in London, and minorly in Manchester itself. Not that the stadium is actually in Manchester, of course.
Also, a lot of the players are simply arsehole cheats, and I don't just mean on the field.
They may be one of the most famous, but they're also one of the most shitest. Even a rat wouldn't support a team as bad as them.
The fans brag and gloat over every single victory, especially at a derby match with their rival team, Manchester City. Every single goal they score leads them to believe they are winning, even if they have a low score of, let's say, 6-1. If you are ever near a United fanatic, beware of the screaming, yelling and the fucking annoying cheers that will come soon after a goal.
The fans are majorly based in London, and minorly in Manchester itself. Not that the stadium is actually in Manchester, of course.
Also, a lot of the players are simply arsehole cheats, and I don't just mean on the field.
They may be one of the most famous, but they're also one of the most shitest. Even a rat wouldn't support a team as bad as them.
Person A: You know my mate, Stan?
Person B: Aye?
A: He's a Manchester United fan.
B: What a delusional prick.
Person B: Aye?
A: He's a Manchester United fan.
B: What a delusional prick.
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