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Manchester United

One of the most over-rated football clubs in the whole of the United Kingdom, and, let's face it - one of the worst.

The fans brag and gloat over every single victory, especially at a derby match with their rival team, Manchester City. Every single goal they score leads them to believe they are winning, even if they have a low score of, let's say, 6-1. If you are ever near a United fanatic, beware of the screaming, yelling and the fucking annoying cheers that will come soon after a goal.

The fans are majorly based in London, and minorly in Manchester itself. Not that the stadium is actually in Manchester, of course.

Also, a lot of the players are simply arsehole cheats, and I don't just mean on the field.

They may be one of the most famous, but they're also one of the most shitest. Even a rat wouldn't support a team as bad as them.
Person A: You know my mate, Stan?
Person B: Aye?
A: He's a Manchester United fan.
B: What a delusional prick.
by iamtehawesumness January 8, 2012
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the best football team in the world!!! also with the best players
manchester united beat chelsea in the champions league final!!
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To manifest anything into existence while touching oneself sexual. A form of sex magic.
I use manifestorbation to bring money into my life in the bath tub every night.
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When one travels an extensive amounts of miles in pursuit of having intercourse with someone, only to fail in doing so.
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Manchester

A meet up with your friends from different parts of the UK where you cash out on designer goods and do an activity e.g. trampoline park, escape room, cinema.
Can't wait for Manchester, i'm buying a Louis Vuitton wallet.
by LtFrog Himself May 19, 2018
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verb (used with object), tossed or (Literary) Manchester United·ing, Manchester United.

A homosexual act performed by 2 or more men. The act consists of 1 or more men jizzing, spurting, or otherwise discharging into another mans thick chest hair.
Bro, did you hear J Leno got a manchester united group together last night?
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Manchester

A city that’s always RED and never BLuE
Oh look Manchester is winning the title again
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