mailise

A cross between michael and lisa that resulted in a perfect little miracle. She is funny, outgoing, sexy, and smart. There is only a few mailise's in the world so find yours and hold on to her.

Mailise was so smart she passed her SAT in the 95th percentile.

by mastahdebater February 7, 2010

Malia

I literally love her more than words can ever describe 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

I love Malia sm💓💓💗💗💗💗

by Thatsonebabywithabodyoyoyoyoyo January 13, 2021

maliasgrf

maliasgrf is a very cool tiktoker and one of my favourite mutuals and they are very swag and cool

harry styles: hey have you heard of maliasgrf on tiktok
james bond: yes of course i love their tiktoks

dylan obrien: omg me too

by def not danielsharmansbootay September 1, 2021

Mad mailman

A mixed drink consisting of equal parts Moxie and Jagermeister.

Me: So all the galsses were dirty, except the pint glasses, so I made a huge mad mailman for myself, then like six or seven more.

You: How's that turn out?

Me: Not etirely sure, but I woke up this morning in the midst a fistfight with my mailbox.

by The Mad Mailman February 21, 2011

massachusetts mailbag

The mailbag in which a multitude of males have ejaculated in, which has the sole purpose of hitting a female across the face with said bag.

I was hanging out at the post office but had to leave after getting hit with a Massachusetts mailbag

by I am a mailman I know March 1, 2017

Mailis

The girl who eavesdrops on your conversation when you are talking to your buddy, not particularly annoying

That chick in the green shirt is such a Mailis

by Rockandrolljunkiie February 13, 2009

christina milian

Just like many other female singers, she has great songs, a pretty face, and good hair, but lacks talent.

Ladies, ladies, ladies. Leave it to the professionals. You stank horribly.

Christina Milian's latest album is the reason her ass is no longer signed.

Duh, bitch.

by Paris. June 30, 2006