mochop

spin on the more traditional "chop" facial hair style and enigmatic mohawk;
a hairstyle in which all the hair on the head and face is shaved off except for a stripe on either side of the face between the ear and mouth- which has been rigidly spiked outward with as much gel as exists.
not a very functional hair arrangement but we can only hope that it will catch on. might also be functional as a face shield.
first defined by webcomic surviving the world

Jonathan seems confused as to what century he's living in- he was rocking a mochop this morning. he either needs some serious facial protection or he stuck his finger in an outlet.

by Vanderhouvvven February 3, 2012

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machosexual

A machosexual is a man who engages in faux-homosexual activities (also known as sport) as a means of expressing repressed feelings.
Machosexuals seek male company almost exclusively and ridicule anything perceived as feminine.

Machosexual's will deny homosexuality very aggressively as typically they lack the self insight to realize this only affirms the truth of the assertion.
Other indications of machosexuality include:
Violence (esp.against other homosexuals.)
Meat Eating.
Fear of women.
"Gang banging" (So all involved can pretend to be straight.)
General aggression.
Easily confused by emotions.
Fear of ridicule by other men.

I should point out that a lot of the indications of machosexuality overlap with that of having a small penis.

Turkish wrestling is the most machosexual activity known to man.

by TheLastStraightMan November 27, 2012

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