moser is derived from the name Veronica Moser, the much acclaimed "Scat Queen" of the seventies, eighties, nineties, and present. Moser can be used to describe something foul, odorous, brown, muddy, disturbing, or otherwise unpleasant. The act of defecating, crapping, dropping a bomb, pinching a loaf, taking a dump, shitting, pooping, releasing some brown trout into the wild, diarrheaing, soft-serving the water cup, nuking heroshima, blowing up the toilet, leaving a message for your friend john, taking a shatner, visiting the ring of fire, splashing the pot, putting a snake in the lake, playing battleship, baptizing captain crappy in the river swirly, making a deposit at the scat bank, prepping a specimen for the national fecal society, dropping deuce, birthing a turd, cutting some rope, dropping anchor, or even going ka-ka is all a form of moser. Getting pooped on in any way, or getting anything on yourself that resembles crap in the least bit (i.e. peanut butter, chocolate syrup, brownies, mud, coffee, dirt, motor oil, or actual bona fide shit; be it human or otherwise) is called getting mosered. This is normally bad, but can be good if you're into that sort of thing (coprophelia, scat fetish).
You mosered the shit out of her!!
Seriously, you smell like you mosered yourself a little.
Who the hell made you that dessert? Moser?
Dude, dont tell Hayden but i definitely mosered his car.
Man, if I ever get that drunk again, shoot me before the moser party starts.
Seriously, you smell like you mosered yourself a little.
Who the hell made you that dessert? Moser?
Dude, dont tell Hayden but i definitely mosered his car.
Man, if I ever get that drunk again, shoot me before the moser party starts.
by L baRto July 27, 2006
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pathetic, to always be whining or complaining because nothing is going your way, to stay at home and mope over things not going your way.
'Just because she won't leave her boyfriend for him, he's being a total misery bitch and won't come party with us anymore.'
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'Without me, his world will go on turning. A World thats full of happiness that i have never known...I love him, I love Him, I love him... But only on my own...' - Eponine, On my Own
by Eponine July 15, 2004
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by Vladimir March 11, 2004
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Long Suffering Male: This lot wil never fit into the car.
Wife or Ikea Miser: Yes it will or you can go back into the store to buya new sofa to sleep on tonight!
Wife or Ikea Miser: Yes it will or you can go back into the store to buya new sofa to sleep on tonight!
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