Muffage

Originaly a girl with a hairy matted up coota wearing a short dress and no undies.

Now just used as a negative term towards a view or opinion of someone

No 1: Ewww look at her *discusted look*
No 2: Yeahh she is so muffage

by Pirate B September 13, 2007

mucalicious

The act of a woman hauking up a big ol' lugie and sucking a guys dick. Thus getting snot all over his penis.

Bill: Sally gave me the mucalicious last night. The damn snot dried on my dick!

Joe: Thats the nastiest motherfucking shit I have ever heard!

by Jesse "the milf hunter" November 19, 2007

muffalota

Big, irregular, fat-infested muff.

That girl is fine in the face but she packs major muffalota.

by echo7 February 15, 2008

muffalatta

best used in the phrase "That's a whole lotta muffalatta" - meaning when something is just too much or an aweful lot.

Robin - "We need to buy a 5-pound jug of mayonnaise from BJs."
Frankie - "That's a whole lotta muffalatta!"

by eiR March 23, 2008

mudcake

A heavier version of the humble cupcake, requiring the mudcaker to position their fart-factory as close to the mouth of the mudcakee as possible before blasting an air biscuit. Easiest to achieve when the victim is sleeping, though more satisfying when they know it's happened.

Dude Tim just mudcaked me, it's so heavy and rich!

by fartsoffortune September 9, 2010

mufascone

that magical pastry that is a cross between a muffin and a scone, usually chocolate chip or berry flavored

dude i could really use a mufascone right about now....

by spanishclasshero11 December 7, 2010

muffaw

Laughing while performing oral sex, either unintentionally or to cause further pleasurable vibrations

"They let out a muffaw just as I was climaxing, and it sent me over the edge."; "The strange noise outside caused me to muffaw right in the middle of an amazing time."

by Isms November 19, 2014