on moms

Something that 12-17 year olds say when they are trying to make something sound real

Yo bro on moms that bitch sucked my dick

by Shmuel Calories June 18, 2018

Momstitute

When You send your mom in her mini van to scalp tickets for a Concert.

"she had to momstitute herself to get tickets for Bury Your Dead."

by Momstitute_kid September 14, 2009

choosy moms

Nothing less than the most excessive, horrific and vomit-inducing sexual perversion known to Man, the exact nature of choosy moms cannot be researched directly, and so must be arrived at through guesswork. This is the next mung; yea, the munger-than-mung. Hide your children.

I suspected that Rachel and Laura had gone choosy moms in my guest bedroom.

by artaxerxes March 22, 2009

Moms

how a young child describes his gay parents

My moms raised me since I was was hatched from an egg donor.

by j ogrady May 29, 2007

Momsplaining

When a woman thinks she knows what’s best for you and insists or strongly encourages you to change your mind to her way of thinking

Momsplaining getting ready for work: That tie doesn’t suit you, take it off and wear this one instead, it brings out your eyes.

by Bhob June 16, 2018

Your moms your face

When your face is actually your mom....

Hey! Your moms your face! Booya!

by Mike November 27, 2003

choosy moms

An absolutely awful, disgusting sexual act possibly involving two strangers, a child corpse, an animal of an endangered species and several construction tools. No one knows exactly how choosy moms works since no one has ever survived to talk about it. There are several variations of choosy moms and the above components are only a partial list of some of the things the adventurous villains who have attempted choosy moms have collected before attempting it.

"What ever happened to Eva, Morris and that Green and Blue Parrot from the zoo?"
"They all did choosy moms."
"OH MY GOD!"

by choosy dad March 24, 2009