artaxerxes's definitions

choosy moms

Nothing less than the most excessive, horrific and vomit-inducing sexual perversion known to Man, the exact nature of choosy moms cannot be researched directly, and so must be arrived at through guesswork. This is the next mung; yea, the munger-than-mung. Hide your children.

I suspected that Rachel and Laura had gone choosy moms in my guest bedroom.

by artaxerxes March 22, 2009