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MOUATAZ

A cold creature, neither love nor care, heartless

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VOLDEMORT tried to kill the little Harry Poter

Eh... Yeah He is so MOUATAZ
by anonymous October 25, 2022
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mounda

people who are mounded
me n my moundas will leave u in nevada
by mounda January 15, 2023
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Mogadishu Black Site

A date night idea where you and your significant other sit across from each other in a sparsely decorated but well lit room. Temperature shouldn’t be any more than 57-58 degrees. You both strip naked and sit back down. No food or water should be in the room. The door should be locked on a timer until the following morning.

You begin by starting off with little digs of your loved one: you hold your fork funny or sometimes you make a noise in your sleep. The other person takes a minute to digest and then responds with a dig of their own.

You repeat this over the course of 24h; the digs getting incrementally deeper and more personal. You grow hungrier, thirstier, and yet you sit there both cutting and being cut down.

By the following morning, you hate every fiber of yourself and of the person you loved only hours before. Everything has changed.

The door unlocks. You both dress and leave.
My wife and I tried a Mogadishu Black Site last night, and now we aren’t speaking.
by CallMeLewcifer April 21, 2023
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chowder mound

The contents of a port-a-potty that has not been serviced in so long that a mountain of excrement protrudes up above the seat level.
"Don't use that bank of portos up near the stage at Lollapalooza, they're all chowder mounds."
by L Mariachi October 2, 2011
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Murray mound

Previously known as Henman hill, Murray mound is a small hill located at The All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club in Wimbledon. Murray mound is next to center court and features a large TV where audiences can watch the game as it happens. Murray mound is much cheaper than getting seats in the actual courts.
Friend 1: Hey man I got a ticket for me and my girlfriend in center court!

Friend 2: Sounds good, I can't afford a court ticket so I've settled with going to Murray mound.
by Glassybubbles3 August 4, 2013
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Captain Mogadon

A person, usually of some significance/importance, who speaks in a very slow, boring and monotonous manner thus rendering his/her audience bored to tears.
Mark Drakeford is Captain Mogadon; He is boring, grey, dull and monotonous!
by Credible Threat May 7, 2021
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plow my mound

a phrase a female will say if they want a dick slammed in their vagina
Female on bed naked: oh god, plow my mound
by Spyro Shan December 8, 2016
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